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Memento Mori


YOU GON' DIE
- 💀 Keeps you warm, shivering isn’t a flex.
- 💀 Oversized fit, so you can pretend it's vintage.
- 💀 Worn-in washed effect, no effort required.
- 💀 Built-in existential crisis reminder.
- 💀 Heavyweight fabric, because quality > clout.
- 💀 Double-stitched, so it outlasts your situationship.
- 💀 Snug collar—windproof, judgment-proof.
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FAQ
How Do I Wash It?
Treat it right, and it'll outlast your worst decisions 💀
- Cold wash, inside out.
- No bleach—this isn’t the early 2000s.
- Tumble dry low or air dry if you respect longevity.
- No ironing needed (who even irons hoodies?).
Show me the Size Chart!
Numbers don’t lie. Check the chart, find your fit, and avoid looking like a lost toddler in a giant hoodie (unless that’s your vibe).
What’s in the pocket?
Reach in. Feel that? It’s not just fabric—it’s fate. Each hoodie comes with a surprise inside.
- Will it be a limited edition sticker to flex your exclusivity?
- A lore card unveiling the cryptic depths of U12?
- Or a metal keychain that may or may not unlock the secrets of the universe?
Only one way to find out...💀