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Treat it right, and it'll outlast your worst decisions 💀

• Cold wash, inside out.
• No bleach—this isn’t the early 2000s.
• Tumble dry low or air dry if you respect longevity.
• No ironing needed (who even irons hoodies?).

Numbers don’t lie. Check the chart, find your fit, and avoid looking like a lost toddler in a giant hoodie (unless that’s your vibe).

Reach in. Feel that? It’s not just fabric—it’s fate. Each hoodie comes with a surprise inside.

• Will it be a limited edition sticker to flex your exclusivity?
• A lore card unveiling the cryptic depths of U12?
• Or a metal keychain that may or may not unlock the secrets of the universe?

Only one way to find out...💀